Everything Will Be Alright, Remember When You Thought That?
Hell - Hieronymus Bosch Weekend Jam I fell again this morning--thanks inner ear crystals! In the beautiful series of events that comprise my life, I had terrible abdominal cramps last night that led me to going downstairs and laying across an ottoman just after 9, trying to find relief. My torso covered the ottoman, my head bent down over its front, my knees bent on the floor at the other end. Its a fucking freezer down there. Nevertheless, I fell asleep while reading about CA 19-9, maintaining that awkward position for two hours. Jenny, came to check on me around 11, as she and Kim were going to bed. I woke briefly, intending on going back upstairs, yeah--not so much. At 3:15 a.m., I woke again. It was so cold, cold enough I should have checked for hoar frost on my chin. I didn't. It was my first mistake. The second mistake? I tried to stand up. Silly me. I fell like Tommy Hearns connecting with a Tyso...